Summary of Qualifications

A highly skilled, award winning, prehistoric hospitality management professional with over a million years of experience with a successful track record of leading teams to outstanding performance and up the evolutionary chain. Recognized by my peers as being an excellent motivator and communicator. Able to effectively communicate to all levels of the evolutionary ladder from australopthecine’s to homo-erectus. Able to design, implement, and manage all aspects of hospitality management and deliver outstanding results on time and on budget. Fluent in Troglodyte, Hominid, and Spanish.

Areas of Expertise

  • Event Planning
  • Budgeting and Forecasting
  • Front Office Management
  • Guest Accommodations

Employment History

Lucy’s Salon & Day Spa
Loss Angeless, CA
Director of Operations
  • Recruited, trained, and managed team of 24 highly skilled stylists and therapists
  • Introduced award winning hot rock massage therapy
  • Reduced full body waxing and electrolysis times by 30%
  • Managed mud bath facilities and hair de-matting specialists
Apr 2mBC - Sep 1mBC
Ms Ing Links Resorts
La Brea Tar Pits, CA
Customer Experience Manager
  • Increased customer satisfaction 100% by adding rope to cave diving
  • Recommended change to management from raptors to baby brontosaurus’s in children’s petting park
  • Coordinated weekly mammoth luau and hired rock bands for up to 500 guests
  • Organized hunt and gather games for children under 6 of resort guests
Feb 2mBC - Mar 1mBC

Skills and Competencies

Training
Scheduling
Financial Reporting
Advanced
Dinosaur Recognition

Work Samples

Lucy’s Salon and Day
Loss Angeless, CA
Mud Bath Facilities
This is an image of my redesigned mud bath facility that I managed.
2mBC

Achievements

Dinah Saur Foundation
Allgonequin, IL
Best Use of Rock (Hot Rock Massage)
1mBC

Professional Affiliations

Hominid Hospitality Society
Walwalla, WA
Member Since 1mBC

Hobbies and Interests

Cave Art Painting, Kundalini Yoga and Meditation, Organic Gardening

Education

Shamford University
Paleo Alto, CA
M.S. Hospitality Management
December - 2mBC
U.C. Burplee
Burplee, CA
B.S. Kinesiology
Jan - 2mBC