Summary of Qualifications

A highly skilled, award winning, prehistoric hospitality management professional with over a million years of experience with a successful track record of leading teams to outstanding performance and up the evolutionary chain. Recognized by my peers as being an excellent motivator and communicator. Able to effectively communicate to all levels of the evolutionary ladder from australopthecine’s to homo-erectus. Able to design, implement, and manage all aspects of hospitality management and deliver outstanding results on time and on budget. Fluent in Troglodyte, Hominid, and Spanish.

Areas of Expertise

Skills and Competencies

Novice Intermediate Advanced Expert
Financial Reporting
Dinosaur Recognition

Work Samples

2mBC Mud Bath Facilities Lucy’s Salon and Day Loss Angeless, CA

This is an image of my redesigned mud bath facility that I managed.


1mBC Dinah Saur Foundation Allgonequin, IL Best Use of Rock (Hot Rock Massage)

Professional Affiliations

Member since 1mBC Hominid Hospitality Society Walwalla, WA

Hobbies and Interests

Cave Art Painting, Kundalini Yoga and Meditation, Organic Gardening


Shamford University Paleo Alto, CA M.S. Hospitality Management December 2mBC
U.C. Burplee Burplee, CA B.S. Kinesiology Jan 2mBC