She Ander Thal

{ Summary of Qualifications }

A highly skilled, award winning, prehistoric hospitality management professional with over a million years of experience with a successful track record of leading teams to outstanding performance and up the evolutionary chain. Recognized by my peers as being an excellent motivator and communicator. Able to effectively communicate to all levels of the evolutionary ladder from australopthecine’s to homo-erectus. Able to design, implement, and manage all aspects of hospitality management and deliver outstanding results on time and on budget. Fluent in Troglodyte, Hominid, and Spanish.

{ Areas of Expertise }

  • Event Planning
  • Budgeting and Forecasting
  • Front Office Management
  • Guest Accommodations

{ Employment History }

Director of Operations

Apr 2mBC - Sep 1mBC

Lucy’s Salon & Day Spa

Loss Angeless, CA
  • Recruited, trained, and managed team of 48 highly skilled stylists and therapists
  • Introduced award winning hot rock massage therapy
  • Reduced full body waxing and electrolysis times by 30%
  • Managed mud bath facilities and hair de-matting specialists

Customer Experience Manager

Feb 2mBC - Mar 1mBC

Ms Ing Links Resorts

La Brea Tar Pits, CA
  • Increased customer satisfaction 100% by adding rope to cave diving
  • Recommended change to management from raptors to baby brontosaurus’s in children’s petting park
  • Coordinated weekly mammoth luau and hired rock bands for up to 500 guests
  • Organized hunt and gather games for children under 6 of resort guests

{ Skills and Competencies }

Novice Intermediate Advanced Expert
Financial Reporting
Dinosaur Recognition

{ Work Samples }

Mud Bath Facilities

Lucy’s Salon and Day

Loss Angeless, CA

This is an image of my redesigned mud bath facility that I managed.

{ Achievements }


Dinah Saur Foundation

Allgonequin, IL

Best Use of Rock (Hot Rock Massage)

{ Professional Affiliations }

Member Since 1mBC

Hominid Hospitality Society

Walwalla, WA

{ Hobbies and Interests }

Cave Art Painting, Kundalini Yoga and Meditation, Organic Gardening

{ Education }

December 2mBC

Shamford University

Paleo Alto, CA

M.S. Hospitality Management

Jan 2mBC

U.C. Burplee

Burplee, CA

B.S. Kinesiology